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Those mysterious people often used in Urban Dictionary definitions.
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"WHO THE HECK IS PERSON 1/PERSON 2?"
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A song created by the music artist Logic. This number is also associated with the National Suicide Prevention Hotline. If you are ever going through a state of depression or anxiety and are having suicidal thoughts, call 1-800-273-8255
Call 1-800-273-8255 if you need any help. You are not alone.
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A really amazing song, but also the phone number that leads you to help if you are in a moment of crisis. Especially suicide.
If you are going through depression, call 1 (800) 273-8255 right away for help.
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You just got 1ed you no name dog water
*you get 1ed* Person who killed you: "1 nn dog, you are so dog water, skeetless in 2021, who are you nn"
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Similar to 2 Girls 1 Cup - but without the girls. Porn for boring people.
Typical viewer of 0 Girls 1 Cup: Oh, baby. The curves of that glass just turn me right on. Make sweet cup-love to me now, and don't look back.
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Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.
*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*
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When one of your friends needs an excuse to be a jew, hes probably 8th jewish. Chances are they are actually just jewish, And want to be able to pretend to like bacon and show generosity when its convenient for them. These types are never wrong, in any discussion, concerning anything, Often discovering entirely new revelations such as: "I'm totally sure 5-meo-DMT is the extracted pure form of DMT" or
"I'm not being a dick, I just found a chick to go to the concert instead.
You: Hey bro, want me to bring some chronic over for you to match?
Him: Nah man, I don't like smoking my weed with people, it makes me uneasy.
Him: But by all means come over and bring yours.
You: Your nose is a little big to be only an 1/8th jewish , Are you sure you don't want to loan me money with ridiculous interest too?
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