That guy you know with all the rizz you're crushing on but really can't pass him the butter yet because it's bad for the status and the streak. That's a Rizz Biscuit!
Raelynn, how's your Rizz Biscuit doing today have you heard from him? Heather, no! You know I never respond to any of the DMs!
A large back of chick fil a biscuits that your Uber driver hides behind the Dumpster so your fat ass can eat them after PT.
Can you battle buddy me outside, my Dumpster biscuits just arrived.
A fake person. Refers to biscuits that come out of a can and are "wopped" against th counter and that aren't like Grandmas homemade biscuits because they are fake.
I hate those girls over there are so fake, God damn wop-biscuits.
When your drunk and your arm hurts from too many vaccine shots
Can you grab my phone charger for me?? I don't wanna hurt my biscuit wing
For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.
Tom: when's the paper due?
Greg: 2 days from now.
Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.
Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?
Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.
worst swear of all time oh golly
teacher: you fail
you: flipping biscuits!
A soggy biscuit is a love interest that has potential and knows it has potential but chooses to dunk itself in the lukewarm tea (still containing said teabag)
I didn’t really like them but I gave them a chance, but despite their initial efforts they were still a soggy biscuit.