I lost my boob

Something said by an uncultured illetrate overgrown piglet like Nikolai

I lost my boob - Nikolai the first

Boob sauce

When you wake up to leaky boobs

Daughter: MOM I GOT Boob sauce Mom: take some bandages bro or sum

boob food

Break milk or food thrown into a woman's bra that can be eaten after.

Did that baby like your boob food?!

Piss Boob

Piss Boob is when someone pisses on someone's boob, it is most common in Canada and the United States and is usually performed by those with urophilia.

P1: "yo I just did the Piss Boob with my girlfriend"
P2: "yoo that's awesome"

stupid boob sex

A dumb slut with big boobs

Dammit! I caught Stacey cheating on me again with Chad. That stupid boob sex of a person I hope gets what she deserves. In the mean time I’m gonna drink choccy milk and go fuck myself in sadness.

Saggy Boob Test

A test to determine if your boobs are a) saggy or not and b) how saggy they are

Firstly sit back in a chair or sit up in bed and place a pencil on the underside of your breast. If the nipple resides below the pencil then the boob is saggy.

There is then a scale to determine how saggy the boob is by the number of pencils it takes to get to the nipple

Scale:

1 pencil = saggy
2 pencil = deflated

3 pencil = empty

4 pencil = completely drained

5 pencil = witch tits

6 pencil = completely ruined

7 pencil = football socks

8 pencil = sausage tits

I'm going to do the saggy boob test today to see how saggy my tits are

stinky boobs

When titties smell similar to a fishy pussy.

Dude yo bitch got stinky boobs.