tit cheese

The eventual product from female breast milk. can be made from tit milk into tit cheese, tit youghurt and tit butter.

also similar to the term nob cheese.

"oh I do like a bit of tit cheese with me crackers gromit"

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Cheese Grater

Similar to a "beandip", but for skinny or regular sized people.

After many years of taking thousands of beandip's to the manboob from his skinny friend Dylan, Gino finally took revenge against him by scooping Dillon's nipple with his hand and then shouting "Cheese Grater!!!"

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blaggie cheese

when you lube up your erected penis and then make your girlfriend say blaggie cheese after that you stick your dick in the girls ass. After the anal opening is gaped you poor melted cheese down the hole. then you eat it out

After i blaggie cheesed her my life was complete

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Grilled Cheese

Slang for getting major cash and getting high. What happens when you take "bread" and "cheddar" and cook it at high temperatures.

Bob: Just got my paycheck and some weed man.
Jim: You got the grilled cheese!

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cut the cheese

when someone lets out a fart. however there are all different types of farts. there are some which are really and i mean really loud that practically sshake the windows but make no smell at all. and then there are the SBDs (silent but deadly) which rele stink but no ones knows whop did it hence the name. but then there r the ones ur dog makes when he eats cheese. i mean have u ever smelled a dog fart? due the ones which make ur eyes burn and ur lungs feel like they have shrivled up and died in ur chest?!?! phew!

me: omg i cant breathe!
emily: hey! who the hell cut the cheese?!
jenna: dear god i cant breathe!!
me: i think i c the light!!...*passes out*

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Squeeze cheese

Trying to expel a fart using force, usually with the intent of creating or maximizing noise.

When the movie theater got quiet, I tried to squeeze cheese to get a good laugh.

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Cheese Wheel

Having to sit through a buddies set of bad jokes he always pulls off.

We met some girls the other night at the club and I had to sit through Barry's cheese wheel act again...Man it gets old.

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