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So like, if you go to this school, you are automatically awesome, but there are specific people who are always-always- superior to you.
Such as:
That kid who always says he’s the smartest when actually he’s really paranoid about himself and needs to get a life.
Everyone else.
You go to Harris Boys East Dulwich
Woah! I have STD
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When you're playing beer pong and beer/water are under the cups, making them drift like chess in harry potter.
Guy 1: Dude why the fuck are the cups moving?
Guy 2: IT'S HARRY POTTER BEER PONG
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What Alice wants to do everyday in her dreams.
having sex with harry potter in my dreams.
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Anything that is completely crappy.
Anything that is modeled after something else but does it in such a poor fashion as it is completely unrecognizable.
A load of crap.
Did you see what the dog left on the stairs? Ya, it was soo Harry Potter 3 Movie.
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cantante británico. se mantuvo durante el 2013 y desde ese entonces es pareja de cams. su varon, su todo.
“frat boy harry toda”
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A Harry Belafonte birthday surprise is when a man inserts his penis into a birthday cake and farts, or 'queefs', out of his' penis into the cake, leaving the expelled gas in the cake.
The cake taste bad because I performed a Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise.
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The eighth book in the Harry Potter series. All copies of this book will be invisible to everyone except the owner, due to illegal book sharing, so everyone has to get their own copy instead of borrowing others, seeing as J.K. Rowling is a poor, struggling artist who needs every bit of profit she can get... right. (sarcasm, for those who didn't recognize it)
Person 1: OMFG! Harry Potter and the Dead Horse is coming out! Gee, I wonder why it has such a weird title... what do you think?
Smart Person: personally, I think it's no use beating a dead horse, like J.K. does... jeez, it must be fuckin' horseburger by now... figuratively speaking.
Person: Oh. I still don't get it.
Smart Person: See what I mean...
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