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January 1st is national dttwt (dream team twitter) selfie day
Fan:hey! Its January 1st and dream posted something on twitter
Dttwt:FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
It’s a new year and supposed to be a new you shoot your damn shot already!
“Hey ___ it’s January 1st the new year so I figured id shoot my shot!”
simp for an anime character day
"hey, it's january 1st. pick an anime character to simp for."
If you are born on this day you seem nice but you are a whole lot of fucking crazy!
Examples: Stephen & Tatum
Person: January 1st is when crazy people are born!!
National ‘Stop making Aimie so angry she wants to smash her head against a mirror and then chew on the glass fragments embedded in her skin’ Day
‘Damn, its January 1st, let’s all stop pissing Aimie off and making her want to resort to misanthropy’
The day where everyone braces for what the new year will bring.
John started digging a fallout shelter when he woke up on January 1st
Its BBC day, were you can suck as many BBCs as you want, National BBC day it's when we celebrate the 1st black PP ever created.
Girl 1: Are you ready for January 1st
Girl 2: No, Why?
Girl 1:Because it's National BBC day