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If you were born on this day congratulations!! You must be a chill type of person and the best person to meet, you're funny, a lil crazy but everyone likes that and most likely your loving and want respect from people. If you're into zodiacs than you're an Aquarius (basically the best sign out there) also I'm pretty sure you look better than the rest of your classmates and you can never be called ugly without it being called a lie .
Person: "Hey it's January 30!"
International Loving Yang Xiao Long Day
On January 30th every living being in the world has the obligation to love Yang Xiao Long.
Happy new year! You won't have this experience every day. You'll need to wait 365-366 days.
It's January 1, 12am. Welcome to <insert year here>. Happy new year.
person 1: its january 14th, jokes on you my dad is dead
person 2: jokes on you im an orphan
person 1: damn dude
The day when you HAVE TO kiss your girlfriend while on a date! I don't care if it's your first kiss.
Boy: *Kisses gf*
Gf: Thx babe
Bf: It's January 14th and we're on a date, so I had to😊
January 14th is the day where you tell your bsf to tell your crush you are a lesbian, because you don't want a relationship with them and you like another person. OH, and rent a gf for proof.
Matt: Hey, will you be my gf?
Jaden: sure!
*later on*
Jaden: ROSE! HELP! TEXT MATT SAYING IM A LESBIAN!
Rose: Why so?
Jaden: ITS JANUARY 14TH?