A very beautiful person who has good humor
Omg she's so beautiful she's a Liva Marie
St.Mary Catholic Elementry School is were everyones a pussy and snitches, the princibles are shit and the school acts rich but is acc poor AF, they steal the money and realry give back to the kids. the teacher are too hard on these kids and the kids act like animals (mostly)
I go to St Mary Catholic Elementry School
When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up
Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off
When you are an Australian Prince and you meet an everyday Danish girl (who may or may not also be from Germany) in Vietnam and try to get nudes
Oh man, can't believe the boys stumbled into a Reverse Princess Mary situation last night
filled with asian's i think i has the only latina breathing in that school. teachers r shit and so are the other 05's
person: ewww smells like shit
me: thats Mary Ward catholic secondary school
When you cum on a Papadam and then your partner eats it.
No need to get a takeaway in tonight treacle, I’ll prepare and deliver a juicy chutney Mary to tickle your taste buds!
When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.
Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”
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