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Girl Penis is like boy penis but with sass
What makes a Girl Penis different from ours?
Like sparkles and probably some glitter and like maybe a sarcastic comment here or there ya know
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someone who hogs all the cock.
Dude your sister is such a penis mongrel!
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A person who has the nose of a penis, shaped like a penis, and whos snot looks like cum
Squidward, you have a BIG ASS PENIS NOSE
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THE KICK-ASS-EST SONG!!...song by Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, and Selma Blair in The Sweetest Thing...
Lyrics:
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick
Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Staring your penis"
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
THE PENIS SONG is the best song EVER!
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The penis identity is a mathematical equation, or identity: 8=D. The identity is similar to others, such as Euler's identity, in that it uses constants rather than variables. It is occasionally written with multiple "=" for emphasis.
Instead of writing down formulas on my chemistry cheat sheet, I just wrote the penis identity: 8=====D.
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When the penis doesn't get enough showmanship it has to remind itself that its still an almighty tool and can make any woman moan.
i think i may suffer from penis insecurity.
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someone who is being a ass, a dick, or a overall rude person
david was being a penis wrinkle to jordan, after she got back with him
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