HALF PAST BEER

THE TIME OF DAY WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE DRINKING, USUALLY EARLY EVENING. (SHORTLY AFTER BEER BEER THIRTY)

GUY 1: "BRO! ITS BEER THIRTY! LETS DRINK!"

GUY 2: "DUDE, YOU'RE LATE... ITS HALF PAST BEER."

Root Beer Float

When you give a girl laxatives to cause her to have diarrhea, flip her over so her ass fills with shit (root beer), and cum on top of the pool of of shit (vanilla ice cream)

Person 1: How did your date go with Sarah?
Person 2: It went great, we saw a movie then I gave her the Root Beer Float in my car

Spooky beer flu

Simply another way of saying the corona virus, because there is a beer called corona
Usually used in dark situations involving COVID to try and lighten the mood

Person 1: man I just got COVID, I'm fucked
Person 2: you mean spooky beer flu?
Person 3: what the hell are you talking about?

delete some beers

The fastest known way to down some brews. Usually said when one wants to drink as much as possible, as quickly as possible - hence “deleting” them

You want to delete some beers before we drive home?

Hell yeah man! Buzzed driving is drunk driving so might as well get really crunk!

Dirty Beer Hole

A dirty beer hole; Cheap Beer Aficionado; Magistrate of Value Beer; Lover of Boxer Lager.

Loosely related to Dirty Pong Hole.

Dirty Beer Hole drank himself under the table, again.

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Professional beer drinker

One who is an expert at the art of drinking beers.
Someone who can handle large quanities of beer in one day.

#1Rick was impressed by Profesional beer drinker Karl feat of drinking 18 beers and still play a mean game of bags, and he was textdrinking.

#2Danko can only handle 3 to 5 beers before he breaks his seal or is drunk. No way will he ever be a professional beer drinker.
#3Rich, Lou and Karl are a team of professional beer drinkers called the 250lb man club!

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Make Up Beer

1. when a friend buys another friend a beer to make up for a wrongdoing.
2. to make amends with a friend who was insulted, let down, or wronged by buying them a beer.

Paul bought Kevin a make up beer to show that he was sorry for forgetting to invite him to his party last weekend.

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