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The act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser's pocket. Very useful in public for discret whacking.
Everytime she walks up to me, I enjoy a nice pocket paddy-cake.
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The act of taking an old man, and slowly forcing him head firThe act of taking an old man, and slowly forcing him head first into your vagina. You then leave him in the womb for nine months before giving birth to him. After this, he will be an infant again, sort of like a butterfly emerging from it's cucoon.
Tanya totally used Grandpa in my Pocket on her uncle last night.
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An extremely sexy person with no skills, thought provoking questions, or general intelligence.
Person 1: Do you like her?
Person 2: No she's clumsy and an empty hot pocket.
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(A special kinky sex move) Its where a family member puts one of their hands in one of your pockets and starts twisting your dick until your pants fill up with blood and cum.
Guy 1: Hey whatchu do last night bro?
Guy 2: I got an Alabama Pocket Wrench dude.
Guy 1: The fuck is that?
Guy 2: Well in my case, my sister put one of her hands in one of my pockets and twisted my dick until my pants filled up with blood and cum haha.
Guy 1: O_O
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when a dude nuts in your butt. then you shit.
i gave sally a western hot pocket
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When you put a sandwich bag in someone's mouth then poop in the sandwich bag while it's in their mouth.
I'm going to give you a Columbian hot pocket
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The skin just underneath the butt cheek that can store fecal matter if not properly maintained
My Mississippi Mud pocket needs tongue punched.
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