Reverse sidewalk rule

When a man walks by his girlfriend on the inside of the sidewalk while making her walk closest to the road, that way if there's any danger she can take the damage leaving the man to escape unharmed. It's human nature.

Reverse sidewalk rule? Nah man, fuck that she can walk closest to the street, I ain't about to take on a moving car.... I'm not about that life, bitches are replaceable, I'm not.

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Two River Rule

After crossing two or more rivers to get to your destination, sleeping or hooking up with other people is no longer considered "cheating" on your spouse and everybody is fair game.

If I fly to Germany for a business trip and leave my wife behind, I am ultimately crossing two rivers, therefore, sleeping with other women is not considered cheating, because I've crossed two rivers, putting the "Two River Rule" into effect

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Rule 37

Similar to rule 34. Rule 37 states that if it exists, there is fanfiction of it.

Dude, I found out there's fanfic about Adam Ruins Everything!
Yeah man, it's rule 37.

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Industry rule #4080

1 - "Record company people are shady", in the immortal words of A Tribe Called Quest's Q-Tip.

2 - By extension, a rule reminding not to trust anybody whose actions in a particular situation are driven by the urge to make money.

1 - "Industry rule #4080, record company people are shadyyyy!" - Q-Tip, "Check the Rhime"

2 - "Don't trust that guy, remember Industry Rule #4080."

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The Harry/Sally Rule

Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way.

Girl: "You are my best friend!"
Guy: "I'm not your friend"
Girl: "What?!?!?"
Guy: "I want to sleep with you"
Girl: "I don't want to ruin what we have"
Guy: "Ok - I guess The Harry/Sally Rule is true so I am officially not your friend anymore. Can we sleep together now?"

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International rule of Dibs

A basic rule of humanity that separates us from animals. One has the rights to an object just by saying "dibs". Conterary to popular belief, senority is not a counter to the I.R.D. There are different branches of I.R.D. including the rule of shotgun.
also see Rule 11, dibs, shotgun

Example 1:
girl1: look at that super hot dude!
girl2: dibs(International Rule of Dibs)!
girl1: damn it!
Example 2:
guy1: shotgun
guy2:(runs to car and takes seat)
driver1: dude(2) lets be civilized, guy1 called dibs, get out

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Rule 34 P

If it Exists, there can and will be a My Little Pony of it.

Guy: Dude, check it out
Person: Yeah...What the Hell!?
Guy: Yeah that's right, Pinhead and chatter box Ponies
Person: but..but..but..
Guy: Rule 34 P

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