A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
A nicer way to phrase the act of dying.
If John's cancer comes back he'll probably give up smoking.
Serbian rapper, made some good songs like "Neka Kako Bude", "Pozitiva" and also is featured on "Tu Smo".
Guy 1: Wake up dude, new Smoke Mardeljano song just droped
Guy 2: Holy shit, no way!
To have a blunt in each finger crease, and to smoke them all at once.
“Bro look at her, she’s smoking hands!”
While visiting the Rocky Mountains of Colorado and you notice your eye lids starting to lower you know you have gotten a contact second hand high from the stoner atmosphere.
Colby’s eye lids had started to lower from the blunt smoke. He has succumbed to the effects of the Colorado Blunt Smoke.
That's when you know something bad is going to happen if you do something.
If you try to cheat on the exam, the snake will smoke
“hey bro, this weekend me and George and going to be smoking tri-tip in the parking lot!”