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sloth buddy

A kindred spirit in indolence.

I'm doing absolutely nothing today. Hbu?

Jack shit, sloth buddy!

by Awildpuppersappears May 28, 2019


sloth buddy

A kindred spirit in insolence

I'm not doing shit today, hbu?

Same. Sloth buddy for life.

by Awildpuppersappears May 28, 2019


I always share with my buddy

What you playfully say to a cute chick when either another male chum of yours happens by or you bring said blinky-eyed damsel over and introduce her to him, and so you pass him one of da cutie's hands, feet, etc. so dat he can savor her warm softness, also.

Performing da "I always share with my buddy" routine is easy with any super-pleasant-to-touch/hold body-part dat da chick has two of, such as her hands, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc. Plus of course, you and your pal can always "trade 'n' swap" da gal's sumptuous body-parts, as well, when the two of you are giving her a group-massage/caress --- for example, you can trade da hand dat he's holding for one of her pretty feet dat you're currently rubbing, or you can each knead and suckle one or the other of her ample chest-pillows in turn, so dat you both get equal time giving each of her nipples some lovies with your lips and tongues.

by QuacksO July 26, 2021


I always share with my buddy

Da humorously-pleasant phrase dat you smilingly tell a cute lady when you offer one of her delectable-to-handle body-parts (hands, arms, legs, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc.) to a male companion who has accompanied you on your visit to said hot chick.

Performing da "I always share with my buddy" maneuver is a total "win-win" situation for everyone including da gal, since it means dat she will receive twice da soothing massages and/or loving touches dat she would have gotten if just you had been present to savor her warm softness.

by QuacksO August 7, 2021


Boomer buddies

boomer buddies are big assholes who steal cum socks and penis music. don’t trust them they’ll make you slaves and steal your children.

boomer buddies are retards and fools, but not as foolish as the gay gang 🤢🤢 faguhrts nigga. not very smart and they all have stupid quotes
melon: poop water 😍
burnt: these fools
rat: fun fact- 10 million cum socks get stolen every year
gurgle: jews

by Melongolf March 14, 2020


#1 superduperduperestduper * quadrillion buddy in the whole universe

Abby

Abby is my #1 superduperduperestduper * quadrillion buddy in the whole universe

by DERPEEDERP November 2, 2022


french buddy

A 'friend' who is constantly surrendering. *nudge nudge, wink wink*

She acts like she hates me in public, but she's my french buddy after dark.

by Ruroni Nick August 27, 2015