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Pretty cool place that has amazing websites like Youtube( well not the people that run it), Twi- wait fuck no, facebo- oh i forgot thats ran by a lizard, uhhh Urban dictionary, that cool place called neal.fun, and well uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Guy1: Turn on the internet!
Guy2: no that has some pretty weird shit on it go outside and touch grass
Online version of the Akaishik Records, but thhis version has por gramar.
"Yo, I used the internet and my grammar got better!"
The internet; the global network used to go place to place, site to site and game to game. It's arguably the worst and best thing that has happened to humanity... People are somehow dying, jacking off to and getting rich off of the internet. Just remember, if this is your first time on the internet (if this is the case it's a bit coincidental that you happened to go on this site, and give this exact definition a read), use it carefully, or you may as well get sucked into a rabbit hole you'd arguably regret even knowing the existence of.
The internet is awesome, I can text to my buddies, watch educational videos and get ridiculed by people living 2000 kilometers away from me!
People who turns caffeine into money. These are humans that doesn't sleep, no social life, and already married their keyboard. You can find an example on your email's spam box.
Jason: Hey, I've heard you're an internet marketer?
Me: Yea! Sign-up on me , no BS! *evil laugh*
An annoying, eyesoar of a post that literally pertains to absolutely no one and serves no purpose.
Did you see Hannah’s facebook post? What an internet stain! No one cares about her kid’s 4th grade graduation. That bitch.
People who believe something on the internet, such as claytonstrEt94 and DareDArrow, without doing their own research or check credited sources. When questioned on their beliefs, they resort to name calling.
Jack: Can't be John is a internet Sheep, he believes everything these dumb YouTubers are saying about censorship.
A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.
"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"