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Pink pants girl

A girl (can be referred to a guy as well) that one finds attractive in a way they cannot explain. Others may not think they are attractive, however there is something indescribable about the attraction.

“Dude Sarah is totally my pink pants girl”
“No way dude she isn’t hot at all”
“Dude there’s just something about her”

by Soggymcnugget3 October 23, 2019


Silky Bitch Pants

Pants meant for keeping warm prior to sporting events, occasionally worn as pajamas. Known for being extremely comfortable and making a swishing sound when walking around in them.

Damn, I wish I had some silky bitch pants, it's getting chilly outside!

by SWHoll October 6, 2013


Poking your pants

The act of poking your bosses pants with pinky finger and or half chub on purpose or by accident

Hey man I’m just poking your pants

by Captain caulk June 11, 2021


smarty barby pants

The definition of some people that is smart but when they call you smarty, you call them back this.

-the smart human being- Hey smarty
-normal human being- shut up smarty barby pants.

by dskjndU December 31, 2022


pants down presidency

A supremely fitting ending to the very worst presidency in the history of the United States of America.

So, any thoughts on shit-bag trump not accepting his landslide loss in the 2020 election?
Loss!? He WON the election. Millions of votes were systematically stolen by the satanic Dominion election software, Hugo Chavez' ghost and George Soros liberal democratic agenda!!
Maybe, but isn't it worth considering that this administration has dis-served the America like none other in recorded history and that we're simply dealing with a pants down presidency deserving of condemnation, prosecution and incarceration for crimes against humanity.

by YAWA November 21, 2020


Bitchy McBitch Pants

The guy, Lenny, who was the cashier at Wendy's. He was complaining, being a bitch, and sitting around doing nothing. So I said to him, "Hey, shithead! Stop being such a Bitchy McBitch Pants and I'll pay for my food! Just stop fucking complaining.", yeah...I'm banned from that specific Wendy's now. At least I got my food.

Lenny: But Mr. Cale, I don't want to serve that asshole (me) food...

Mr. Cale (his boss): Look Bitchy McBitch Pants, I can fucking fire you (this Wendy's was weird-New York at it's finest) if I wanted!

Lenny: Ugh! Fine!

Me: I just came for some fucking food, I'm starving over here!

by Calculon_2.0 November 25, 2013


Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis is dead at the end of sixth sense...

Andy Samberg: I jizz in my pants.

by Joe mama's nuts March 4, 2021

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