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Performing a blow job on a soft penis.
"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."
When you've been holing a shit in for too long and it starts to poke out.
I really need to find a lavatory, I'm turtle-necking.
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Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell
I was turtle necking the mess out of James after he lost the game for us
When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.
Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.
A person who is shitting in a public restroom but someone walks in so you have to hold it mid-shit.
My bro was turtle-necking in the school bathroom, but so was his friend.
The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.
“My friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a today”
Getting ready to give head to an uncircumcised dick and it pops out.
Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.