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A form of ad-hoc masturbation following an unexpected event, causing a sudden rush of adrenaline. Usually performed in public as it should be followed through while you still feel the hormone coursing through your veins.
Guy 1: I think we lost the Feds.
Guy 2: That was madness. I could go for an adrenaline wank right now.
When you stick a worm in your urethra and you have to ejaculate it out before it crawls in.
Mom: Jordan, do the damn dishes!
Jordan: Hang on, i'm doing a Wormhole wank!
Mom: You kept the bait from fishing earlier?
Where you wank at an extremely fast speed
'im just off for a whizz wank, im done :D'
Dancing while aggressively jacking off
Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
The master wank is when a male is at climax, he hits his penis against an object creating an explosion of semen flying across the room. This move can only be done by the experts and it would take a professional to land the semen directly onto (or into) a target.
Last night was so good! I gave her a taste of the master wank.
When one friend or colleague adopts the position of standing whilst bent over, or on all fours, in preparation to receive the ejaculate of another colleague or friend to their back region. This ideally should be performed in a public area, such as a high street or shopping district of a well populated town, surrounded by mutual friends or colleagues in order to constitute a ‘full Tanner’. If the latter conditions are not meant, then the action between two friends or colleagues may only be considered a ‘half Tanner’.
Jee-whiz guys that was fun meeting up the other day.. and what about that full Tanner Wank at the end!
I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night
Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?
Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner
What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!
The act of masturbating vigorously over a strippers ass.
Bruh Daequan been wanking and banking in the back room. Fucking legend.