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The Dust that flies when you slap a couch cushion, padded chair, or any other soft surface where people sit.
I was laughing so hard that I slapped the couch, got a whiff of fart dust, then almost passed out.
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When a fart sounds as if it will be a simple affair however it comes out in a totally different manner entirely alternating between loud and rasping to a tiny squeaky whisper before becoming a full-on cacophonous row once more.
Myra lifted a cheek to slide out a subtle fart in the restaurant but was met with shocked and stunned silence when instead a fart salad tore out from her ringpiece instead. The smell was highly repellent as well. She paid up and left very quickly and never returned, such was her embarrassment level.
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One who has a permanent facial expression as if ready to "let one fly".
Wow, that woman has a major fart face!
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A fart trapped between two turds; desperate to escape, the fart propels the first turd with intense velocity. Often gives the feeling of having the runs, however in most situations this is not the case.
I was dying on a dump this morning, 100% touching cloth, I thought I had the shits - but as it happens it was just a fart sandwich.
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a fart that wasn't supposed to happen or came unexpectantly.
So I was walking by this hot chick when I had a rogue fart come out.
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What Rosie O' Donnell did to FUCK with Elizabeth Hasselbeck on The View.
Did you see Liz Hasselbeck get Rosie-Farts down her throat from the AWESOME Rosie O' Donnell??
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riot farts are so bad that they cause riots and mayhem.
riot farts caused mayhem in Egypt.
riot farts are considered to deadly dangerous.
riot farts closed a mall in your area.
riot farts are mostly in Mexico.
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