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One day in the grocery store I let out a grown up fat tom and everyone ran away.
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A big, 6+ inch item that slips inside women when under sexual activity.
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That mate that has done it all..... Not only that, also invited or created it.
"Wow did you see the new SpaceX rocket"
Fat Rich - "You know I help build that rocket"
"FUCK I got mugged the other day - feel shit"
Fat Rich - "I got mugged once, he was using a vintage 1900 flint lock gun. But lucky I invented that shit - so knew exactly how to stop him."
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-the process having fat in weird places simply because you're too poor to have a well balanced diet.
-having fat in certain places but seeing bones in other areas of ones body
-the consequence of eating 10 pounds of food for less than 10 dollars
Jordan Cramer used to be poor fat, but now meth has him skinny all over
James Holstein has had a McRib everyday of his life. He now has neck fat but you can see the bones in his arms
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When you eat so much that you find it physicly harf to move or think without help
Person 1: oh i eat so much like 10 of those, um, french pastry things with chocolate in them
Person 2: pan au chocolat?
Person 1: um, maybe
Person 2: go home you're fat drunk
Person 1: ok can you help me up
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1.) A obese man or woman who repeatedly tells the same sob story.
2.) A person who takes advantage of family members in specific.
He's being such a Fat Anthony.. He never stops talking about the same stuff.
He's a Fat Anthony to his family, that's for sure.
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Fucking three fat chicks all in the same night at separate times.
Bob: I got a hat trick last night
Tom: What are you talking about? Those chicks were whales, it was a fat trick.
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