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A threat that's explains itself.
Big Brother: I'm gonna eat your cookies, sis. That okay?
Sister: You do and...I'll fucking eat your fucking eyeballs, fucker!
Big Brother: crunch crunch
Sister: If you fucking eat one fucking more I'll castrate your fucking dog with my teeth!
Big Brother: crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch
Sister: I'll fucking MURDER YOU TO DEATH!! FUCKER!!
Big Brother: crunch. crunch crunch crunch crunch. crunch crunch
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the 5 boroughs of NYC...
1. Manhattan (New York County)
2. Brooklyn (Kings County)
3. Queens (Queens County)
4. The Bronx (Bronx County)
5. Staten Island (Richmond County)
5 boroughs of death, you dont understand, i got New York City in the palm of my hand...........
I GOT STATEN ISLAND ON MY PINKY.
QUEENS ON MY THUMB DUDE.
THE BRONX ON MY MIDDLE FINGER SCREAMIN FUCK YOU.
ROCK ICE IN MANHATTAN SO THERE'S THE RING FINGER.
YOU KNOW I HAD TO KEEP BROOKLYN ON THE TRIGGER FINGER.
----Papoose
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A very good Indie band with great music!!
My favourite song by Death Cab For Cutie is Amputations..
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A joke from Ask A Ninja.
a Foundation were ninjas donate a kill to a kid who is dying and wants to take someone with them
My best friend and fellow Ninja Bob (not his real name)
said he couldn't go and help teach Silent Killing class because she was voluntering at the Make A Death Foundation
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Similar to the blue screen of death, this is when you get the spinning color wheel that never stops when a program freezes on a Mac. It's slightly less annoying than the blue screen since you can often kill the program without restarting.
guy1: "Hey I thought Mac's were reliable, what's up with this bullshit spinning wheel of death?"
guy2: "Nah, Steve Jobs is a douche too"
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An extremely stinky release of foul gasses emitted from a persons ass. usually makes people sick and causes them to leave.
Mr. edpettit cut a vulcan death fart and half of the class left. He needs to improve his diet!
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the ocurrence when sexual activity diminishes and eventually virtually ceases after the first stages of a lesbian relationship, and the couple become more like friends or companions.
Although it is a widespread myth that the "bed death" is mainly common amongst lesbians, is is not a trait exclusive to lesbian realtionships. On contrary it is common for sexual activity to decrease in all romantic relationships after the first stages.
The term was coined by sex resercher Pepper Schwartz.
Is the "lesbian bed death" a myth?
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