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When your French Maid offers rimjobs and before you cum, you yell "woah Nelly!" I called the French Nelly on her.
Madeline, my French Maid, was giving me a rim job and I was cumming too quickly so I yelled "Woah, Nelly!" and my French Nelly worked
"Peeling french fries" is a phrase meaning "Doing everything except the logical answer to something"
"Dude, we just backed into a ditch!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"
An "obvious" --- i.e., easily recognizable with just a casual glance, and therefore does not need to be actually verbalized --- and comparatively-simple/minor assistive action dat someone requests merely by saying, "S'il-vous plait?"
Typical example of a French favor: Person A approaches Person B in his workshop and holds out two separate pieces of an item that have come apart, and thus need to be re-attached together with glue, one or more screws/nails, re-bending a wire fastener, etc.
Person A, a bit plaintively: "S'il-vous plait?"
Person B, immediately seeing what needs to be done, and smilingly feigning indignance: "Silver PLATES?!"
Person B then performs said simple repair, prompting Person A to gleefully hug Person B and then turn and start off again with a huge joyful grin on his face.
Person A: "Merci beaucoup!"
Person B, giving Person A an affable amused clap on the back: "Mercy buckets!"
The fine art of replacing a meal with wine and cigarettes.
Not working tomorrow so I'll probably just have a light French dinner and pass out.
basically like "delete system32" but for linux distros
guy 1: yo bro how do i stop this lag from my computer
guy 2: delete the french language pack
If there is a french racing driver or a manufacturer taking part in a motorsport race weekend,they must suffer at least one mechanical failure that will result in either a DNF or 0 points race result.
"The Alpine car's engine shut off and they've stopped on the track.That's French Tax for you."
A Insult to A French man who likes cheese so much
My Brother Antoine, You dumb French Cheese Tosser how DARE YOU!