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When your grandmother takes you and your girlfriend to waffle house at 2 in the morning and your girl decides to blow on your cock
Dylran: Hey Addison wanna go waffle housing tonight?
Addison: FUCK yeah I do
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Response to the phrase "get a room" when wildly making out, inscenuating that the accuser is being hypocritical, thus causing them to mind their own business.
"Hey you two, get a room!" says Jess. "Oh haha, every room in the house, Jess!" says Anna, then Jess slinks away powned.
When you need something (i.e. sex or food) so badly that you'll settle for something that is good for you right now, but you'll regret it in an hour.
It's been so long since I've gotten laid, I'm thinking of sleeping with Tina.
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 4Head
Just get a house LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 4Head
The greatest fucking day of the week. Only the deepest of house music can be played on this day. From before sunrise, to long after sunset, house music will be exclusively played everywhere.
ITS FUCKING DEEP HOUSE THURSDAY!!!!
Any man or woman who gets pleasure by inhaling piss and shit fumes while have sex in a bathroom or a porter potty.
"Hey man"! That girl is a shit house bitch, into smelling shit while you`re fucking her in the bathroom stall.
The home of all good things in matamata. An endless party.
Hey bro there having a sick party at the 'gladestone frat house'