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Internet

The perfect replacement for school, since there are sites like Google and YouTube. It's basically school without the suffering.

Person 1: Why aren't you going to school?
Person 2: Well, I discovered that I had already learned everything from the internet

by Pixelaar December 29, 2018


Internet

The best and the worst invention of humanity.
Where you can find almost infinite knowledge, generosity and entertainment but at the same time almost infinite misinformation, hatefulness and massive waste of time.

Person 1 : Hey there dude! How you doing?
Person 2 : Great! What have you done today my friend?
Person 1 : I watched stupid videos on Internet...
Person 2 : WHAT?! All day long?
Person 1 : Yeah I know...
Person 2 : Don't worry, same for me...

by FrankTheVigne April 23, 2019


Internet

The most beautiful and the worst invention of humanity. An infinite source of knowledge, generosity and entertainment, but also disinformation, hatred and astronomical waste of time.

Friend : What did you do today, dude?
Me : I watched useless videos on Internet...
Friend : WHAT!? All day long?
Me : ... yes ...
Friend : It's alright dude I did the same...

by FrankTheVigne April 16, 2019


Internet

The thing you are fucking on right now

Dude: what are you doing bro?
Me: oh I am searching for the meaning of the word internet, ON the FUCKING internet.

by Theguywhosearchesupeverything May 11, 2020


internet

its what you are on right now, its the place where you get everything from memes to news and much more

yo the internet is so lit bro

by The White Van August 28, 2019


Internet

What you're on right now

You're on the Internet.

by LinkUFurred May 2, 2020


Internet

The world's largest repository of pornographic content.

Check out this sweet porn I found on the Internet!

by Longer September 10, 2018