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Listen up guys! today you have to appreciate your shortest girl best friend!!! give her hugs the whole day and tell her how much you love her and how much you appreciate all shit she does for you!
guy 1: tmrw is november 11 that lena su have to gives becky hugs and appreciate her the whole day
guy 2: yeah she’s done so much for you
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On this day and Beau can make out with you
Me: it’s November 15
Friend: oh look it’s beau
Me: oh he’s making out with some girl
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No nuts November is an alternative to no nut November, where you must get punched in the balls once on the first day, twice on the second day, three times on the third day and so on, but November also counts as an early destroy dick December. So, if you need to blast rope that bad, then participate in no nuts November.
I can’t go through no nut November again! Maybe I’ll try no nuts November instead...
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A day where you fucking kill Sebastian with a glock.
Camryn: I’m gonna fucking kill you.
Sebastian: bruh wtf why!?!
Camryn: because it’s November 18 duh
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1st of november is now the official slap any girls ass day. If you slap any girls ass they cant be mad about it
boy: *slaps girls ass*
girl:wtf r u outta ur mind imma kill you fr🥰
boy:bro you cant be mad its 1st november aka slap any girls ass day >:)
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NATIONAL lick a neck Day it’s a day were you lick anyone’s neck and it doesn’t count as cheating on you bae
I liked Blake’s neck an now he’s wet and said “happy national lick neck day !!” And he just said “huh???” So I told him “ November 28th is National lick neck day!!”
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National give your friend a N-Word Pass day.
(In honor of "Make your on Dumbass Hoilday on Urban Dictionary Day")
White Guy: Ayee Bro!
Black Guy: What?
White Guy: its that time off year... ykyk November 2 broo.
Black Guy: smh fine
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