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Nice guys are covert bastards who are just waiting for opportunities to destroy women. Their feigned niceness is just that - feigned. This does not apply to homosexual nice guys who are, in reality, nice. The source of this discrepancy is not known.
For women, nice guys are best handled by using what little they have to offer, and then having nothing more to do with them. Their wisdom, principles and sober thinking are valuable at certain times, and their feigned niceness makes them easy to talk to. However, women are advised not to offer anything more than friendship to them.
Apart from these aspects, nice guys offer precious little to society. In fact, they are causing the deterioration of Western society with their faggy books, computers and telescopes. Haha, telescopes. They possess inferior genes in comparison to Real Men (TM). Nice guys are inherently unable to provide a woman with a good hard fucking, because just look at them. They're too nice.
Things nice guys may (or may not) say:
1. Haha, just LOOK at that skinny guy. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? YOU WANT YOUR ASS KICKED?!
2. Get me another beer, love.
3. Girl, Imma treat you so right, you know ah alwez doo. Jyea.
4. Show us your tits! Ack-hurhurhurhur.
5. Is that your car? Ack-hurhurhurhur.
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The lowest form of human life. These men (and most usually women, too) find no purpose in anything in life but the hideous yellow helmets. Playoff losses usually result in suicide since there is nothing else to live for in Wisconsin.
Wow, who would've thought the Packer guy's body would have bounced THREE times off the concrete, he really took that playoff loss to the Vikings hard!
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A man in his mid-20's to late-30's who believes that he could play pro sports even though he got no skills! Consequently, plays a pick-up game of flag football as if it was the friggin' Superbowl and usually ends up injured.
Dude, I could totally be playin' in the NFL righ now if my high school football coach didn't hate me. The guy new I was the best running back in the league and he resented me. That's why I never got any game time.
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The guy who slaps the fuck out of you for watering your marijuana plants with gatorade.
I tried to quench my plants thirst with gatorade but got bitch slapped by the pivot guy.
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Any man with an amazingly plump ads that gets all 45 genders attention.
Man, that guy butt is amazing, I kinda wanna touch it...
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A catholic fuck. Usually uncircumcised. Always rapey. Probably addicted to synthetic noids because the monks won't let them smoke weed. Usually a scrawny piece of shit as a freshman, and the inevitable steroid use shrinks their balls to a peanut size by junior year. Enjoys taking it in the ass from other brothers and getting their asses whooped in sports by MUS every year.
Guy 1: You seen that heroin junkie that lives in the dumpster by Huey's?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a CBHS guy who somehow graduated and decided to major in gender studies, but left college after contracting STDs from other guys and is now homeless. He still wears his letter jacket from high school lacrosse, though.
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an attractive guy you might see in your day to day life. you could also call him up for sexual favors.
- the same thing as a biddie but in a guy form
madison- hey look at those guy biddies!
phoebe- yeah they are pretty attractive!
madison- yeah joe is pretty hot. i`ll add him to my biddie list
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