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The best couple better than Marissa x Edward and all of Marisa’s boyfriends 👹😈
Yo i heard that Ryan x Ariana are gonna get married way better than Marissa and her 17 boyfriends
El Toro Ryan (named after the famous roller coaster “El Toro”) is a YouTube channel dedicated to roller coaster content. His most popular series being his “problematic roller coasters” series or his “Coaster Idiots” series he does with his dumbass friends.
El Toro Ryan is the cringiest but best roller coaster content creator on the internet!
The Ryan Pethick Theory is an answer to the paradox of quantum superposition better known as "Schrödinger's cat". This theory states the second that the cat (or any other thing) becomes non-observable, it is dead. This theory is based on the not so logical logic that it is much easier to just assume that it's instantaneously dead. You don't have to worry about him, care about him, remember to send a text on his birthday. Basically everything is easier with the assumption that they are dead.
Friend of Ryan #1: "Ryan isn't dead guys he just goes to a different school"
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."
A straight up dude that's kinda weird but not creepy. You'll laugh at his jokes and be cool around him even though sometimes you're just kinda like "this dude..."
"Michael Ryan Green is a cool guy, but he's a bit messed in the head."
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verb: to "seacrest" is to say something and/or act in a manner that is off-putting but intended to garner approval and acceptance, but also to do so in a manner that makes others think the subject is trying to hard to get attention.
adjective: description of a person who tries to hard for the attention and acceptance of others, to the point of alienating everyone; aka histrionic with a touch of retardation. Also a description of an act out of desperation used to get attention.
noun: a person who makes several, often strained and/or desperate attempts for the approval and acceptance of others, often to those people's annoyance. A "seacrest" is generally specific to effiminate and/or "metrosexual" men; a "rube" or "country bumpkin" would not be a seacrest but none of the above employ wit or intellectual conversation in their attempts to entertain.
synonyms: twat, plague, Carson Daly
antonyms: cool, Eddie Izzard, shizznit
verb use:
"Remember that guy at the party, the one wearing all the Von Dutch shit? I must have accidentally looked him in the eye because he followed me around all night, seacresting me about his celebrity as a DJ even though I've never heard of him."
use of adjective:
"Don't look, but there's Ryan. Oh my God, he's so seacrest - he's still telling jokes even though no one is laughing, even as they walk away. And that impression of Austin Powers? Eh, so seacrest."
use of noun:
"That seacrest kept going on and on about what chitlins are as if NOBODY in America knows what that is except like, four people from the south. What's his white ass got against soul food? Generalizing then trying to marginalize African-Americans is NOT entertaining."
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It was always burning since the world was turning! A phrase from The Office US that only true fans will remember.
Dwight: I have a song, ATTENTION EVERYONE, that I would like to sing, that I wrote especially for this occasion, while I was up in the flames. Ready? RYAN STARTED THE FIREEEE! IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLD WAS TURNINGGG!
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the most punchable face you've ever seen. her creepy ass smile makes you want to jump in front of a bus.
"i want the punch debby ryan's face."
"ew. debby ryan's face."
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