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social media rebel

a derogatory term for conscientious Samaritans who, in addition to being beaten by the heavily armed militarized police force wing of a fascist state on a regular basis, hold policy makers accountable on Twitter.com by exposing their ideological inconsistencies and corporate interests. Social media rebels can, but don't always, cuss.

"Angelenos deserve more than a social media rebel pretending to be bold and courageous by using foul language and curse words." - some unimportant politician lost to history

by buck$atan January 25, 2021


Social Scofflaw

Someone who flouts social conventions to gain information from people and then uses the information maliciously.

Luke: She found out that Larry had a few drinks at lunch then told his boss like the social scofflaw she is.

by nighthawk1337 April 12, 2017


Social Constipation

When you have so much you want to say at one time, but you don’t want to overwhelm the person . And you’re not even sure if they even want to talk to you in the first place, so you just end up keeping it all to yourself. And it builds up overtime as you come up with more things you want to talk about.

Internal Monologue: “I have so much I want to say to him, but I don’t know if I should say it all at once. I don’t want to be overwhelming. Maybe I’ll just say a little at a time .. Gosh he’s been so busy lately, does he even feel like talking to me? I guess I’ll just keep it all to myself right now and wait till he’s more available to talk to.. Gosh! I have so much social constipation waiting for the right timing to talk . :’( and I keep coming up with more to say!”

by de3le3 November 25, 2021


Social Appointment

A subtle or discreet way of inferring that one is engaging in adult activities.

Hey, Jack! Are you going to Ariels party tonight?

Nah, bro...I have a social appointment tonight

by SteveTheMainMan September 10, 2020


Social construct bubble

When you do things within the social norms or abide by social laws and constructs. When you don't let your intrusive thoughts win and o things outside the "norm".

I've decided I'm just not going to work today, for no reason - I'm stepping outside my social construct bubble
Of course I'll submit the assignment, I'm staying in my social construct bubble

by sassy-square May 10, 2023


Social dick-sucking

Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.

Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020


Social Media

Social Media, a place where you can make online friends without having to ask for fetishes, hobbies, and more.

Online:
Marc and Michael are having a normal convo until-
Marc: What are you on?! LOL
Michael: Im on Instagram(a form of Social Media)
Marc: No kidding.

by what are you on September 10, 2019