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When one nuzzles someone sexually
Also when two people cuddle after sex
John: Hey, baby
(sex nuzzles Mary)
Mary: Dude, don't sex nuzzle me; we're only friends and you're not that attractive
John: Thanks.
During the pandemic, before engaging in sexual activity with another person, extensively question your partner about her respiratory health, take her temperature, and then only engage in sexual positions that don't require face to face contact to avoid contamination via airborne transmission.
"Dude - you hooked up with a girl you met on Tinder when there is a spike in Covid cases?"
"No worries bro - we had Fauci sex. We didn't kiss, and only did 69 and doggystyle - nothing face to face. Dr. Fauci would approve. I'm golden."
It's where the funny pp goes in the confined human skin hole.
When you have sexual intercourse in your Tesla while it’s on autopilot/self-driving mode. Also known as a road fuck on autopilot, a self-driving coitus, and a passing the time in a car.
While we were having Tesla Sex, my ass bumped the steering wheel and knocked it out of autopilot.
When you fuck to the beat of Spooky Scary Skeletons
Spooktober Sex was hella goood last nigh I cannot stop hearing spooky scary skeletons
the act of 2 people having sex while at least one of them is wearing a SNUGGIE, the soft fleece blanket with sleeves
I went over my girl's aprtment last night to find her wearing ONLY a Snuggie. Within 10 minutes we were having wild Snuggie Sex.
A doctor that specializes in sexual operations and procedures.
Doctor sex gave me a prostate exam last night. Apparently I have colon cancer.
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