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Black Jesus: Amare Stoudemire's alter-ego. At times, he displays such divine talent that he can only be referred to as "The Black Jesus".
Rob: "Holy crap, Amare must have flown like 10 feet in the air for that dunk."
Bob: "Black Jesus strikes again!"
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When a guy is getting head from a smoker and she does deep throat and then when he pulls it out he has tar on the tip of his dick.
Max: "Man that filthy smoker gave me a black tip!"
Joe: "Thats weak"
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A sexual position that is explained in the example.
A "Black Thomas" is a sexual position where the male rests the underside of his knee-joint on the female's shoulder, kneeling down on the other knee (or standing up, depending on height of participants). The female is seated cross-legged, and preforms oral sex until the moment before the male reaches orgasm.
It is crucial that the male not reach orgasm!
When the female stops preforming oral sex, the male lifts his other leg over the female's opposite shoulder and quickly teabags the female in the face.
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1. To commit suicide.
2. To intentionally be ignored.
1. With all of these weights upon me, I feel like I want to fade to black.
2. Don't mind me. I'll just fade to black.
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The phase in a white person’s life (usually around middle school) when he simply thinks that he is a black person, in which he’ll do everything a stereotypical black gangster would do including saying the n word, lying about doing drugs, and saying that he’s from the hood. Now it’s important to note that not every white person will go through this awkward stage of development so not every white person will understand
white person: I’m a real gangster in deze mafackin streetz. I blow 420 smoke errryday n*gga
friend: dude what the hell u can’t say the n word, you’re not black
white person: dafuq u talkin bout sayin I ain’t black, n*gga of course I’m black. Look at all deze hoes I have.
friend: bro, it doesn’t matter how many hoes u got you’ll never be black
white person: whateva u just jealous cuz u ain’t a real n*gga
friend: dude, u need to get out of this black phase you’re in it’s really starting to piss me off
white person: I’m not in a fucking phase I really am black
friend: Ok whatever u say.
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It's a pretty nice beach right by UCSD, across Muir college.
They say that it's a world-renowned surf spot, but i think it's all right (I'm from Hawaii, so i'm spoiled by the warm water + hot chicks in bikinis).
Waves are usually better in the morning compared to afternoon.
There are several entrances to blacks (because it's a couple miles long until reaching Del Mar beach).
Contrary to popular belief, the beach itself is not a nudist beach; there's a designated part where being nude is legal.
me - 'ey, let's go surfing at blacks beach this afternoon
my friend - naww man, waves are better in the morning.
me - fu, it's fuking cold in the morning.
My friend - dude, i surf butt naked today at blacks!
me - wtf? i have never seen anyone do that
my friend - at the nudist part mang.
me - oh~. i'll try it later when it gets warm.
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A booga in your nose that has turned the darkest of red/black due to a previous blood nose
Ted: Whats the black shit from your nose
Jimmy: Ahhh black boogas, been pulling them out since I got that blood nose from the fight.
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