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Twat

A derogatory word used to describe an old lady.

An old twat, as opposed to a young pussy, or a middle aged cunt.

by Damian the red September 29, 2011


Twat

A generally unlikable person who repeatedly does stupid or cringy things

Lewis makes tik toks about his mental health like he is special, Lewis is a twat

by Leeshai Baker July 24, 2021


Twat

when you're a twat

you're a twat

by Lxnghxm June 13, 2019


Twat

twat /twŏt/
noun

1. The vulva.

2. A woman or girl.
3. A foolish or contemptible person.

4. Joanna fucking White

That twat Joanna white.

by KeyzerSöze June 05, 2025


Twat

Abby sparkes. The name sums it up perfectly.

Your a twat.
Aka: Your such an abby sparkes.

by Owjdjsna July 03, 2021


twat

the british greeting

'ahhh my favourite twat how are you?'

by my balls hurt689540 March 05, 2023


TWAT

After the pandemic, there are people who don't want to return to the workplace, but in most instances need to make an appearance. They decide to enjoy 4 day weekends year round and only come into the office on Tuesday, Wednesday And Thursday.... AKA, TWATs!

Its Friday, so that TWAT isn't in the office today.

by Vance Baggins October 27, 2022