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A day where you can go around and punch people face freely
“Hey Jack, today’s National Sut People’s Face Day, lets go find that kid we hate and punch him in the face!
- to celebrate that one white friend who is very racial but like is super funny so you be forgetting abt that racial behavior, but that nigga hella annoying
“Happy National Annoying White Friend Day to my man Jeremy!” - random black kid
A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.
J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.
National Sequoia Appreciation Day is September 19th. NSAD is a day to appreciate anybody or anything in your life that relates to Sequoia Trees or just the word Sequoia in general.
Oh! It’s National Sequoia Appreciation Day, I should go to California to see the trees irl
The 18th of January is a day where you give your kobold friends all the attention and love they want
Today is Kobold Appreciation Day!
Totally Joyful Day, is a dog whistle used by racist neo-nazis to refer to Jews. TJD = Total Jew Death.
This dog whistle is inspired by the already popular dog whistles that originated on 4chan and have been around for loads of time
Ex: Totally Marvelous Day! = Total Migrant Death
Ex: Totally Nice Day! = Total N*gger Death
Hanz: *walks past jew* “wow it’s a Totally Joyful Day!”
Andreas: “I agree :)”