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When the man gets on top and slides his penis in the vagina then spins in a circle.
Josh did the fast 9 move on me last night and I had an orgasam in 30 seconds. He spun so fast.
Simone-9 : The Kinetic Hub made from COVID-19.
Disclaimer_kinetic in red take full responsibility of this definitions publication, we are expecting 'urban dictionary' to publish this definition and are relentless in doing so. This platform is a great source of knowledge and shall the definitions submitted continue to be published without pressure, apposing this instance. Bryn Benn.
So, we call Simone-9. If it doesn't respond, This is not good, if we sucseed in offering a better alternative, and will lead to Kinetic controling and stabalizing the climate crisis. This Response is Required ! Alt. The TLL HUB (Holocaust) will continue to controls society and runs us around in loops.
His girlfriend is starting to hate him and he’s become largely immune to her passive-aggressive behaviour because he’s a shell of the man she thought he’d amount to. They’re spending 70% of their already taxed income on rent so they can live in reasonable proximity to the job he hates. Their prospects of owning a home align with their chances of winning the lottery. He spends 6+ hours a day planning his draft kings lineup and listening to Bitcoin podcasts because it acts as a source of hope and mental escapism from the dopamine-deprived corporate hellhole he spends most of his conscious life pretending to work for. He’s effectively entered the “privatized welfare” class of Canadians whereby he’s paid a shitty wage, with nearly 0 chance of upside in return for sitting at a desk for 37.5 hours a week and pretending to click buttons on a screen that matter. He’s given up, drowning in his own irrelevance- “there must be more” he murmurs to himself as he clambers into the revolving door with his unwashed, wrinkled corporate attire, the uninspiring symphony of monotonous grays and blues, which is like an elaborate camouflage designed for aspiring off
Check out that Wrinkled 9-5er. I feel for the guy.
Are you good? Wait no you literally typed every single symbol on your keyboard so why did I even ask
person 1: `¬¦1!2"3£4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeEéÉrRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAáÁsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
person 2: wtf
person 1: :)
A word no one’s ever thought of before. This happens when you press each letter, number and punctuation mark on the keyboard without pressing the Shift key to reveal the numbers on the number line and then using the Shift key you type the special symbols instead of the numbers.
Me: “Let’s see what words we haven’t typed into Urban Dictionary yet. Have we typed qazqazwsxwsxedcedcrfvrfvtgbtgbyhnyhnujmujmikikololpp?”
Daryl: “Yes, this word is already there.”
Me: “So let’s think of another word. Qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp, this word has even more sex than anyone’s ever seen”
Daryl: “Yeah. I would type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? instead.”
A season in League of Legends that destroyed all hopes and dreams of this game. Worst season so far.
1. example)
Rat earl: Dude what are you doing?!
Yimito: It's season 9, nobody cares anymore.
2. example)
*Jungler dies 5 times to enemy midlaner*
Permabanxd: It's season fckin 9.