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a manchild whose own beloved mother dresses him up as a Sims 4 toddler and by miracle, scored himself a super pretty gf who he even doesn't talk to and complains ab it to his gfs best friend whilst she urges him on to literally talk to the cute girl he's dating. oh did I mention that he undoes girls bra straps and claims he's changed when he hasn't done anything to prove so and has a not so secret foot kink.
Dylan M:
"why are you guys making me the victim"
a massive extreme hawaiian whore who loves to fuck guys over. will make your balls look like a smurfs(BLUE BALLS!).she often says things like " i'm going to jump off a bridge." She has very fucked up dreams.
M-Sweeny loves to fuck guys and fuck over guys. BLUE BALLS!!!
2 dudes, 1 bag, roughly 400 M&Ms. The act of two gay males inserting their dicks into a bag of roughly 400 M&Ms
“Mom can we get the big bag of M&Ms this time? I wanna try Gay M&M.”
Greetings, *taps mic*. Well uh, who doesn’t love to hear about a totally strange view from a stranger about something completely random ? •mischievous smile• Worry no more! We, the sexiest prettiest smartest people, created a&m views to dive deep into others' darkest thoughts.
virgin: "god a&m views asked me today about my favourite book, I DONT EVEN READ BOOKS LIKE? they're so annoying"
chad: " not me bruh, stay safe tho"
Makeshift anal beads in which one partner must suck the candy out the “bum” of another partner.
“Honey I forgot my anal beads, but I know you like peanut M&M’s. You wanna suck them out of my ass?”
what you say when you actoally are to mad and dont WANT TO talk. So what you need to do is accept and go buy a cookie for yourself and eat infront of them.
The total opposite of "i dont want to talk about it"
I´m fine and give me cookie