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When two gay black dudes both skeet on each-others torsos, then keep going, smearing the cream between themselves until it gets cold and sticky, resembling the black cookies with ice cream in the middle.
Gay black guy 1: So what do you wanna do tonight?
Gay black guy 2: Lets try an ice cream sandwich.
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The art of one huge, heavily padded ice hockey player slamming the opposition heavily padded ice hockey player into the wall as hard as possible, preferably with the intention of putting the opposition in so much pain they can no longer play. This move is generally done by skating as fast as possible and then using shoulders and hips, bashing into the other player and using the gathered momentum to crush the said player between yourself and the wall
watch me ice hockey check this useless player
this guys been asking for an ice hockey check
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When you smash a glass dildo in your partner's ass.
The glass dildo shattered?
Yeah I gave her the old Alaskan ice breaker.
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A white woman with dyed red hair who's carpet doesn't match her drapes ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
Example 1-
Guy: so, does the carpet match the drapes?
Girl: no?
Guy: nice, like Neapolitan ice cream *points and winks*
Example 2-
Guy 1 : I banged this redhead last night but her bush was brown, I call that shit neapolitan ice cream.
Guy 2: damn bro, that's clever
a person who is obsessed over iced tea so much that they will do anything to get their hands on the tasty beverage
hey steph. jen loves iced tea way to much man! she's addicted! shes a iced tea monster!
The act of laying on top of a girl after ejaculating onto her stomach.
Bro, I was so tired after jerking off onto Tessa's stomach that I just ended up ice cream sandwiching her after.
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