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michael hughes

Somebody who is loud and obnoxious but deep down still has feelings.

Michael Hughes don't kill your self people care about you.

-Tt

by It's__Tt January 6, 2018

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


dirty michael

the act of getting turned on by nonconsensual sex

damn did you hear that he pulled a dirty michael on the new girl at the party

yeah bro, i wish i could be as cool as him!!!

by emogorl420 May 25, 2020

13πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


Michael Beck

Is an american actor whose career looked bright after starring in the successful film The Warriors in 1979, but then basically killed his career by starring in the box office bomb film Xanadu in 1980.
He even said himself "The warriors opened alot of doors for me, which Xanadu then closed."

Michael Beck's career pretty much went straight to hell after Xanadu.
Michael Beck: Curse you Oliva-Newton John!

by Morovzny January 2, 2008

6πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.

Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.

by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020

610πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Michael V Townley

The REAL Michael De Santa (GTA)

Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the DirecciΓ³n de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.

Jack: Is Michael De Santa from GTA based on a real person?

Sam: Google Michael V Townley!

by CannabisKings March 31, 2019

111πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME

An increasingly common condition where, on hearing a Michael Jackson song, a person spontaneously bursts into an MJ dance routine. Symptoms can include a rhythmic jerking of the neck muscles, slow nodding of the head, pouting and thrusting of the pelvis. The movements are often accompanied by squeals, whoops and shouts of Shamone! In extreme cases the patient exhibits zombie-like characteristics such as clawing fingers and twitching before grabbing their own knees, turning and stomping forwards. This often occurs in the company of others with the same affliction, when the condition becomes collectively known as Flash Mob.

I can’t stop dancing to Thriller – I must have Michael Jackson Syndrome and it’s addictive, man!

by Shakes-Spear October 25, 2012

693πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


michael with the hair

Someone who is obsessed with their hair even though it looks like someone who had corn for breakfast took a huge dump on his head.

That dude with the red shirt is pulling a michael with the hair

by kebis December 8, 2007

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