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multicolored hair with stained scalp...
I better not dye my hair blue because it might look like "ISAAC SUH HAIR".
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This is what Puerto Ricans call other Puerto Ricans who are generally pieces of shit. It's like their version of calling a white person white trash or calling a black person a nigger and meant to be just as offensive. It's a good time to reflect on your life choices if someone from your own ethnicity rightfully wants to call you a nigger but can't only because you are not black and have straight hair.
Juan: Yo, Julio just impregnated that girl then moved to a different city!
Carlos: That's because Julio is a straight haired nigger.
Juan: ...and don't get me started on that crew that rapes girls getting off the bus, bunch of fucking straight hairs!
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It is when your pubic hair tangles up into a shield if a man is about to be hit in the nads with a heavy object.
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Occurs when you have Messi's long "messy" hairstyle, and the feeling of getting owned by Germany 4-0 in the World Cup.
"Dude I'm not getting a haircut, just get the hell out Dave!"
Dave: "Wow, someone is having a Messi hair day."
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Often moody, chatterbox, accident prone, stubborn, narcissistic, short attention spanned, pink haired goddess.
However, she's very smart and has excellent Event Planning and Organizing skillz. She's just that awesome.
"Have you voted for the Pink Haired Wonder Yet?"
"Of course! She's too awesome not to vote for her!"
"Yeah. And hot too!"
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An important operatic move, perfected by the great tenor, Plácido Domingo. closely related to tenorial rolling on the ground
"I now determine whether an opera is a chest hair fondling opera or a furniture abuse opera."
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Crotch hair; hair covering a human's privates; the bush
Crotch hair in both men and women is natural and can be alluring. Overgrown and totally shaved are turnoffs. A light, neat trim is an enhancement to the area
Tyrone and Brie Ann decided to have a foursome. Neither could get excited over the absence of pubic hair on their partners. Their crotches were totally shaved and waxed and looked childish.
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