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To unintentionally defecate in one's pants
You's gonna be so scared when you find out I'm right, you's gonna cream yo pants and hafta change um. Shizzle. TTFN.
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The act of sitting in a tub of buttermilk and defecating while simultaneously spinning counter-clockwise to create a ribbon effect.
Hey John, I made some peanut style ice cream soup last night!
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Being the only white person/people at a party.
"Hey man, how was your thing last night?"
"It was pretty fun, but I felt a little out of place because I was bringing the vanilla ice cream."
When someone added too many details to a story. Taking a long time to get to the point.
"Yesterday I was wearing a yellow shirt and blue pants , I said hi to my neighbor , got in my car, was drinking about 15 miles an hour, on my way to Walmart when a car t-bone me! "
Damn you added way too much sour cream! You could have just said you were t-boned yesterday!
When someone takes credit for your work
you share an idea with a colleague and then hear him repeat it in a meeting, it is well received and he accepts all the praise.
Later on that night you talk about it at home with your wife and she agrees he took the cream off your cake
( an English translation if the French of France expression c'est seulement les concierges qui écoutent aux portes):
Unsubstantiated hearsay and rumors, coming especially from unverified sources such as janitors, maintenance people and other cleaning personnel.
Don't give me that janitor's ice cream scoop, just cut to the chase, will you?