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A Harry Belafonte birthday surprise is when a man inserts his penis into a birthday cake and farts, or 'queefs', out of his' penis into the cake, leaving the expelled gas in the cake.
The cake taste bad because I performed a Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise.
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The eighth book in the Harry Potter series. All copies of this book will be invisible to everyone except the owner, due to illegal book sharing, so everyone has to get their own copy instead of borrowing others, seeing as J.K. Rowling is a poor, struggling artist who needs every bit of profit she can get... right. (sarcasm, for those who didn't recognize it)
Person 1: OMFG! Harry Potter and the Dead Horse is coming out! Gee, I wonder why it has such a weird title... what do you think?
Smart Person: personally, I think it's no use beating a dead horse, like J.K. does... jeez, it must be fuckin' horseburger by now... figuratively speaking.
Person: Oh. I still don't get it.
Smart Person: See what I mean...
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When you rip off a girl's ass hair and use your cum to stick it to Happy Harry's chin to make a soul patch.
Jeff gave Bonquisha the good ole' Delaware Happy Harry last night and now the Happy Harry's in Trolley Square is super cool.
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Saxy shaxly has big tits. Harry likes them
Yo look, Harry’s mums big tits
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Derived from the term Hairy Scary (excessive pubic hair). The Harry Caray Hairy Scary occurs when you find public hair on your Chicago-style deep dish pizza.
Holy cow! The pizza was awesome; at least until I found the Harry Caray Hairy Scary. Not sure how that got there.
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losers who write porn on the internet
dobby slowly inserted his long shlong into hermione, hermione moaned she loved it, she had never had such sexual intercourse, hagrid entered the room ''hi everyo-'' dobby was scared ''hagrid?'' he snapped his fingers and dissapeared dobby was gone... wHaT tHe FuCk WERE YOU JACKING OFF TO THIS???
-Harry potter fan fiction
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A school in Cambridgeshire that undoubtably has Ned Flanders as their head-teacher
in the crush hall at Sir Harry Smith Community College
Student: God Mr Digby Looks Like Ned Flanders
Ned... I Mean Digby: 2 Months Exlusion
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