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a girl who only ever goes for boys taller than her
friend 1: “have you noticed that girl rachel has only dated guys that are taller than her?”
friend 2: “yeah shes a real tree climber”
perv... usually in custody with other pervs and snitches... skinhead torpedo ventually sticks him...good job...skinheads are the regulators.
He's a tree climber---lets fuck him with a shank.
Another name for handjobs named after the African milk tree
“Did you get lucky?”
“No but she was milking the tree!”
The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!
Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.
The sexual act involves a black man ejaculating into a bottle of honey, then the partner drinks the honey and cum while taking a large dose of laxatives. The Parter then takes a new bottle of honey then when they shit out all the liquid shit they lather the black male in honey. Then a third partner comes along and licks all of the shit and honey of the black male. Then the first partner inserts both bottles into their anus and/or vagina while watching the other parter
Did you see that George Floyd did the Californian Honey Tree
There are two famous trees
1: the first tree is an oak tree called pearl. she protected a kid from getting lost with a leaf when the kid followed the leaf the kid got back to the house where he lived.
2: the second tree is a pine tree who was surrounded by a ton of wolves but a kid was able to hide and wasn't hurt at all this trees name is unknown.
Here is a list of famous trees.
some fucked up person in nyc decided trees need ids
person 1: did you check it's id?
person 2: what the fuck is a tree id?