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When someone finds sexual pleasure in being vomited on.
Bro I gave that bitch a hulk shower and she squirted
Shower tired is when you don’t want to do shit, but you still take a shower. After your shower, you feel like “damn that was a lot of effort. Now I definitely don’t want to do shit.”
I can’t right now because I’m shower tired.
When you jerk off in the shower.
We're out of shampoo, this is going to be a rough shower shake.
Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
To bathe in cheap cologne to avoid actually showering to cover your stench from manual labor.
Damn bro I can smell that dude from over here. WTF did he do take a spick shower in old spice.
some shit that you do when your tired of scrubbing weird bubbly shit all over your body
Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?
Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.
Did you hear that bitch, she took off on Jenelle last night during her shower rants.