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blonde moment

An occaision of a very not-bright action or oration

I didn't mean to say 2+2=5. I must have been having a blonde moment

by Jason McCoy October 3, 2003

8πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


A black moment

noun. -- A moment in time in which an individual (during recollection) feels shame or guilt over an action they have performed in their past.

In conversation:

Juan: You 'member esΓ© when you fucked your landlord to pay the rent? 'member yo, it was last week?

Pedro: Si, that was a black moment for me holmes. Why you always gots to bring stupid shit up?

by donlugohidalgo August 5, 2005

70πŸ‘ 179πŸ‘Ž


Grug Moment

Whenever someone on discord 😳, does something that is the total opposite of a bruh moment.

Alex was accused of making an unfunny meme lol. He changed his ways and made a funny meme. What a GRUG moment.

by FunnyMoment lol October 10, 2020

6πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


bastard moment

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned

*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!

by Jeremy July 30, 2007

6πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


YT Moment

(Verb 1) The act when one l33t ownager morphs into a bloodthirsty rage and wages war without remorse.

(Verb 2) A moment where a Uber Nub becomes L33t H4x0r status.

(Verb 3) The act of being outrageously heroic to engrave your name amongst the legends of YouTube.

(Verb 1) Cover me, I'm having a YT Moment

(Verb 2) It's about time you nub. You're having your YT Moment

(Verb 3) Sorry dude, I have to have my YT Moment

by Untz Untz Untz... June 2, 2007

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


V8 Moment

When you miss the point, or simply forget.

Tim: 'Joe, there's an open lane here. We can check out here.
Joe: 'Dude, we're staying in lane 6.'
Tim: 'Hello! Lane seven is open.'
Joe: 'Alright, we'll go. But there's the hot girl who likes you...too late.'
Tim: 'Oops, I had a V8 Moment.'

by Freakie Tim October 4, 2009

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Luke Moment

A moment when you get so freaking annoyed with someone that you send them a multiple page letter/email/text message describing how much you've had to put up with them in the past, how they annoy you, and how you never want to talk to them again. Subtle insults are key. The difference between a Luke Moment and just totally ripping on someone is that you remain slightly nice with only subtle insults. Then the person replies and that's when you let it all loose.( :0 )

Sometimes, the friendship may restart a few days after the Luke Moment if the person "recieving" the Luke Moment is absolutely retarded.

The phrase "Luke Moment" was coined when a dude named Luke Kirstein sent 3 of these letters to the most annoying people on the planet Earth. Their names are withheld for security purposes :.

Harmony: *crying* The boy I liked just totally yelled at me on myspace! I'm so sad!

Megan: It's ok, he probably just had a "Luke Moment".

by Luke K. February 5, 2008

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž