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Comparison to being like a precocious child who very blatantly does what it takes to get some shakes: literally, putting your hand in his/her pocket and fishing for it. Too young and/or stupid to be embarrassed.
Well, I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket if that ain't the prettiest smile I've seen since my last round 'about this corner.
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1.n:one who is mentally deficient 2.n:type of sexual foreplay when someone sticks their finger in your ass and then eats it like dip
1. andrew is hella-stupid.he just tripped over himself.what a dippity doo da dip!2.damn,i gave her a dippity do da dip and she loved that shit
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The phrase exclaimed when one dips something in chocolate.
Michael: Hey look, the Book of Mormon!
John: dips the Book of Mormon in chocolate Hell yeah, dip it in chocolate!
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When a man ejaculates inside of a women without warning. He then sucks the jizz out of her, and drops it into her mouth.
Often abbreviate as DDMB
Ryan: Hey Bryan guess what I did to my sister last night
Bryan: Wait... You didn't...
Ryan: Yes I did. I hit her with the Double Dip Mama Bird.
Bryan: No way! You're the coolest dad ever!
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A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.
Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".
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The opposite of "rock out with your cock out". When presented with an opportunity to either man-up or pussy-out, you choose the latter.
Dude at the Bar: "Are you gonna take this shot of of 151 with me? Or are you gonna dip out with your tip out like the bitch you are?
You: "I good man, I am feeling buzzed already."
Dude at the Bar: "Pussy!"
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You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.
"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"
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