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Puff the Magic Dragon

To smoke weed/pot/ganja and get high.
The magic dragon usually refers to the item the marijuana is being smoked in. ie- bong, joint, pipe

A bunch of friends are sitting around a campfire and about to smoke. John pulls out his pipe and bag of weed and says to the whole group " Who wants to puff the magic dragon?"

Duke William and Dutchess Kate puffed the magic dragon on their wedding night and got baked off their royal asses.

by YankeeFanatic May 14, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bear-Breathing Dragon

OH SNAP!
It's a Bear-Breathing Dragon
(It breathes out bears instead of flames)

That Jazz will kill you worse than deadlines.

Like... a LOT worse.

Even in the world of dragons, everyone watches their backs for the Bear-Breathing Dragon.

by Uwosciguy April 2, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dragon Ball GT

A non-canon sequel to Dragon Ball Z that doesn't live up to the dragon ball name. Due to it's inconsistencies, terrible storyline and character designs. Akira Toriyama didn't even write the damn thing. DBGT was made to milk the franchise.

Fantard : "Dude Dragon Ball GT is waaay better than DB or DBZ! IT HAS SS4!"

Fan: "It's non-canon and a piece of shit, ss4 was rushed."

by Akira T December 4, 2010

68๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chasing The White Dragon

Smoking methamphetamine off of tin foil and chasing the rising smoke with a glass straw.

Same as chasing the dragon only with meth instead of heroin

Person 1: How come Joey got no teeth?

Person 2: He's hooked on meth and been chasing the white dragon for the last 6 months straight.

Person 1: Damn, he looks old.

by Psychedelic Andy June 2, 2009

49๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dragon Warrior Monsters

A video game for the Game Boy Color that is a kick-ass version of Pokemon. The object of the game is to lure monsters to become your allies using meat. Then with these monsters you breed to make better monsters to win the Starry Night Tournament.

Guy 1: I'm playing Pokemon because I'm a retard.
Guy 2: That's too bad. You should play Dragon Warrior Monsters instead.
Guy 1: Why would I do that?
Guy 2: Well I guess you wouldn't if you're a retard.

by DWMKing July 29, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


the s is for sucks dragon

A dragon created by Strong bad similar to Trogdor, except he doesn't have wings but instead has 2 beefy arms and 2 beefy legs. Strong bad has claimed to like him more now because "You internet types have ruined Trogdor".

To begin, draw an S for snake. or dragon er, whatever. Next, we'll draw a more different S. For the head, put a top mark on a long V. Then you add some beefy legs and draw on a couple of beefy arms, eyes, spikes, teeth and angry eyebrows. Now you have the s is for sucks dragon.

by Ryle May 26, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Riding the Chunder Dragon

Upon seeing your friend/associate/work mate/family member being sick and flapping their wings (see "chunder dragon"), you niftily launch yourself onto their back, cling on tight and proclaim to anyone lucky enough to witness this once in a lifetime event, "YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"

Alternately, if the dragon is so shitfaced it has dropped to its knees while chundering, you can straddle its back like an angry jockey on a fucked up horse. This may come with the added comic effect of slamming their face into a pool of their own regurgitated stomach acids.

To date there are only legends of mighty men who have been brave enough to ride the fabled Chunder Dragon. If you ever get the chance to join this elite of immortal heroes, do not falter

Man 1 "oh shit, i'm gonna chunder lads..."
Man 2 "QUICK, FLAP YOUR ARMS...YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"
Everyone "Holy shit, fucking AWESOME!"

by ChunderDragonRider September 10, 2010

44๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž