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When you've been in the office bathroom for so long that the auto-sensor lights click off and you have to wipe in the dark.
After that chili, I was on the crapper so long it turned into a Stevie Wonder Dump. No idea if I actually finished the wipe until I came out of the stall and the lights came back on.
The act of dropping a deuce in the cup that holds the toilet cleaning brush, and replacing the brush into the fresh dump.
That bar was horrible, but don't worry, I brush cup dumped and left no tip.
When a dog takes a dump and another dog comes along and takes a dump right on top of it.
Oh no, I stepped in a double dog dump.
(While a double-dog-dump is extremely rare in nature, metaphorically it is quite common in humans; so that the second person can put all the blame for a bad deed on the first person.
The "Click-baitiest" show on the internet made by Max G. or otherwise known online as "hotdiggedydemon." A show where a nerd tries to talk about a subject with his assistant, who is his television named Burnbot, who shows pictures and clips on her screen, while also generating insults at the end of every episode. Of course, Max CAN'T talk about ANYTHING at all due to his gay lover roommate Goofball the Goofy Cartoon Ghost who keeps interrupting him. Mostly fell off when the cartoon ghost drank an 8-ounce glass of cum.
"Oh, Brain Dump? I USED to like it, until I got to the episode where the cartoon ghost drinks a glass of cum. I kind of fell out of it after that.
Sudden and projectile vomit from anything or anyone
My cat just took a "face dump" of hair and food on the living room floor.
When you need to pass a stool, have a poo . Conceived by Eddie Kirwan
I’m just going to dump a lump
While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.
Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.