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The Ghetto Behind the Netto

Athersley North, South Yorkshire, England.
So called because of the massive Netto supermarket just south of it.

1. John says he's from the Ghetto...
2. Yeah, the Ghetto behind the Netto more like...

by Old Red Eyes July 13, 2009

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ghetto snow day

A day off from classes or school due to a perceived criminal and dangerous event. The irony is that in a ghetto these events would be quite common, so instead of being a scary emergency situation, they are more on par with an unexpected snow day, and are in fact quite harmless. Examples include nearby robberies or murders, escaped convicts, bomb threats, and prank fire alarms.

We had a ghetto snow day last week because someone robbed a check cashing store and was spotted on campus. Although we were notified about this a couple hours late, we still had no classes!

by notrpi April 7, 2010

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ghetto pirate ship

A metaphorical reference to the entire workings of a gang. As gangs are generally groups of people involved in illegal activities designed to procure money and power, the term "ghetto pirate ship" refers to the entirety of the gang.

The term is often used by gang leaders who want to appear to be intelligent and have a grasp of literature or the outside world. By using the term, gang leaders inspire their "less worldly" troops by inciting imagery of swashbuckling bandits who scour the high seas for gold.

Due to the high level of violence and lack of dental care in the ghetto, many gang members wear eye patches and have gold teeth, which makes them similar to pirates in many ways.

Enter Mambo (leader of the gang):

-Mambo appears before a group of gang members who are paying their final respects to their homie, Cheeto, who got fucked up by a crackhead robbing the liquor store-

I have gathered you all here today on this motherfucking somber occasion to pour a forty on the curb for our brothah in arms, Cheeto.

Everyone raise yo' forty. To Cheeto! He lived as he died - a member of our motherfucking ghetto pirate ship.

(cheers arise, the smell of fried chicken fills the air)

Now, let's lay this motherfucker to rest and have some BBQ. And Tre, keep yo' motherfucking filthy hands out of Cheeto's mouth. Those gold fillings are mine. You hear me, motherfucker?

by pollup December 30, 2008

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ghetto crab legs

Chicken wings

No Mr. President, we can not serve ghetto crab legs at the ball tonight!

by mHammer January 25, 2009

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Ghetto blay chay

Phrase used to describe someone who is truly from the ghetto and acts accordingly. 'Ghetto blay chay's are often very street wise, can 'hustle' very well and never seem to portray a sense of fear. They are also very good at attracting memebrs of the opposite sex. Another phrase for a 'ghetto soldier'.

It is derived from the word 'ghetto' attached to the words 'black' and 'child' which have been changed in order to give it a smoother sound. 'Ghetto blay chay's tend to be african american in race, hence the name. This is used as a compliment rather than a derogatory remark.

The creator of this phrase, although unclear, is heard to be named as a Mr.Kano, a rap producer settled in the U.S.A.

Man 1: "Yo dawg! You met up with keyshia last night?"
Man 2: "Ya dam strate son! and i waxed that asssss, till she showed me what shes wurkin with!!"
Man 1: "Dam dawg! You's a strate up ghetto blay chay!"
Man 2: "Wurd!"

by Trill wurdz April 24, 2006

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Seekonk Ghetto Wannabes

Stupid ass idiots living in seekonk, a somewhat wealthy town, who dress, talk, and act like they live in a ghetto because it is the "cool" thing to do.

The Seekonk Ghetto Wannabes should realize how rediculous they look, sound, and act because, to people living in real ghettos, they are just one big joke.

by Wouldn't you Seekonk Ghetto Wannabes like to know! April 28, 2005

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ghetto surround sound

n. When you are watching a tv program in one room, and another person is watching the same program in another room; and you can hear their tv and yours, playing the same thing.

room 1 is watching channel 64, room 2 is also watching channel 64.
"Hey mom, I can hear your tv."
"I can hear yours too."
"Haha, sounds like we have ghetto surround sound."

by Mr. Thornberry June 7, 2009

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