Bought her a house

To ejaculate in a lady's ear

Ed totally bought her a house! And it ran down the side of her face

Rubbing her purse

Female self gratification

I heard moaning and walked in on Jen watching Outlander and Rubbing her purse.

Crash her server

confuse her

Crash her server - I sent her so many messages that I crashed her server

Worked her sanity off

A person (usually a female) who works to gain acceptance and approval of someone else (Family members, teacher, boss, idol, etc.) until she is not mentally sane. This can start at a very young age.

Laurena literally worked her sanity off!!!

better than her

The grass isn’t always greener. When your ex tried to find someone else but realised you’re better and comes crawling back… They always come back.

You know I’m better than her

Dirty Herring

Using sardine oil for lube.

Me and my girl did the Dirty Herring last night now the cat won't stop following her around

you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people

What say you in your defense?

Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?