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when a man takes his penis and rubs it against a girls noise then shooting cum up it.
I gave this girl a Eskimo kiss.
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when it's windy out and youre trying to light a joint but u cant get the fucker to spark so you duck up against a corner to stop the wind from puttin out the j.
D: Yo man, this j wont spark
J: Kiss the corner, man!
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When an over, no-talent celebrity does something - anything - to get noticed. Is to celbrities what "jumping the shark" is to a TV show. Specifically refers to the carefully orchestrated - yet spectacularly unsexy - Madonna-Britney Spears kissing incident.
Although ahead of it's time, Janet and Justin's "wardrobe malfunction" was a pitiful attempt at kissing the britney.
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When a woman’s vagina farts on your mouth
“Dude, you won’t believe what Martha did to me!”
“What did she do?” “She vertical kissed me.”
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When a "love one" shits when your mouth
"Sarah gave me a Hershey Kiss after the Super Bowl party last night"
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When someone sticks the barrel of the shotgun in someones mouth and pulls the trigger blowing all evidence of a head on the floor or wall behind them.
The shotgun kisses i gave them were messy yet beautiful.
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The female partner in a jail/prison relationship.
I made my girlfriend, Bryan, get a kiss tattoo to prove that he is my bitch.
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