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When you’re driving somewhere and the sun starts to blind you
fuck man I can’t see the fag light is blinding me
When you successfully manage to score the hottie with a golden ass, but you last under 30 seconds and that's how you get called
'.... well, I guess it's done....'
'whoa, you didn't tell me you went by the name Lighting McQueen'
when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity
kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night
me: because it’s too small?
keean: ye uh
"an over priced keyboard that pro gamers use"
"his names silly salmon and he a rainbow light up keyboard"
When a man lights and smokes a cigarette while peeing outside.
The best part of smoking is having a relief light.
Where you haven't had sex in a while and your body is not used to it and you get random boners without thinking of anything sexual
When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.
Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign