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let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

by LaGataNYC October 12, 2017


having a dumbtruck

the combination of a magnificent booty and a fairly small brain

you're really having a dumbtruck energy man!

by slimeylol December 5, 2021


Valentino and Cameron having sex

Something that happens casually

Valentino and Cameron having sex will make your balls explode guaranteed

by Lionel Pepsi June 7, 2023


i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021


National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day

October 6

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

by Thatssmattmubch October 4, 2023

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silla-having

( a combination of the words silly and behaving), this phrase is said of small children who are not misbehaving morally or otherwise, but are nonetheless engaged in an activity that is considered silly by adults.

a boy comes home, takes his pet hamster out out of its cage, and brings him out into the backyard, and puts said hamster on the grass in the yard. The hamster starts running away.

The boy's mother starts yelling : Peter you silla-having troglodithe, what are you doing, you silly? bring Jerkins (the hamster) back in immediately, or he'll just get lost. Besides, i need to feed him.

Peter: okay, hang on mom, let me go find Jerkins.

by Sexydimma September 3, 2012


you dont have time tell me twice

When you work with someone and they are staying late and you want them to go. But they still think there's too much to do but they have things to do elsewhere. This is what you say to them on the way of the door.

Them " there's a bunch more to do but I have to go. Can you finish up and do this... and this....?"

You " you dont have time tell me twice "

by Whiteswordgift December 9, 2022