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When you meet someone of great importance and get a picture taken with them, which you can use to impress someone enough to have sex with you.
David got Boom Sex after getting a pic taken with George Bush.
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When you and a close friend both sleep with the same girl (at different times) you become sex kin.
After banging Austin's Ex we were sex kin.
I was gonna sleep with her but seeing as Sean already tapped that I didn't want to be sex kin with him.
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When a bro knows that a girl has a disease and doesn't run interference for another bro who is trying to get with her. This is usually done to spite another bro very few incidents of this are accidental.
Todd: Hey man don't you think we should warn Garret about her?
Mike: Nah, I think a little unbrotected sex is just perfect for him.
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A large towel laid on top of bed sheets, designed for the sole purpose of having sex on, reducing the chance of soiling the bed sheets with bodily secretions.
Girl: Wait! Not yet. Let's get the sex towel.
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Gay sex is when two men have sex
Gay sex is when two men have sex
Jason: uhh Harder dadddy uhh uhhh
Josh: uhh uhh
Jason:You got cum on my blanket
Josh: Just Fuck me harder!
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Obligation-free sex which happens on or around someone's birthday. Usually initiated by the birthday boy/girl's partner, and involving a mix of acts which more favour the birthday boy/girl's preferences.
The usual rules of reciprocation and mutual pleasure are temporarily suspended, and the birthday girl/boy is considered free to cum whenever and wherever the fuck they please.
Nah, can't come out tonight... I'm hoping for birthday sex.
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When one member of a couple (usually the girl) proposes an unnecessary temporary ban on any sort of physical contact.
1)
Marie: Marc, I think we should not make out for like a month.
Marc: Aw, girl, you're putting me in a sex fast?!?
2)
Roommate #1: Dude, why have you been so testy lately?
Roommate #2: Dude! I haven't gotten any love for like 2 weeks!
Roommate #1: Dude, why not?!?
Roommate #2: Dude, Lauren thinks it's a good idea to take a break from the touchy-feely for a while.
Roommate #3: HAHA! Sex Fast FTB!!!
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